I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion. ~Jack Kerouac

Lately I hate everyone I don't know. For example, all customers at work. I think the reason why I am so irritable is because I am sick (big shocker there) and I am sick of my job. Like it wasn't so bad today until like 3pm when all the managers were mad at me (because I didn't have a set of keys today, so everytime I needed keys I needed a manager) and its not my fault. But I am just so sick of people who do the most asinine things. And its really not their fault for being retarded, right?

I was driving home from work today, and I used my super cool nasal spray. Then I was yelling at the car in front of me and I started choking (not as bad as yesterday when I was making sound effects on the couch) and then because of the nasal spray I got the grossest taste in my mouth and I thought I was going to vomit. And that wouldn't have been good because then I would have to do my laundry to clean my work clothes. I decided that I don't ever do my laundry, or clean my room, or sleep, because I don't really have the time. The fact that I am lazy has nothing to do with it. I was watching the soap opera channel before and I was freezing cold and I was afraid that by the time Carrie got home from work I would have turned into an ice cube and she could have carved me into an ice sculpture of a swan. I got a postcard from Katie P today and that was real cool since I havent talked to her in forever since she is in England and I am just here in Amurica.

Ever since Jenny found that porn blog, I have tried to out do her, and I cant find a random blog better than that. Theres my life story. I have to give a presentation on Friday and I get to wear my $12 dress pants. I am so mad at the letter A thanks to the Salvation Army.