I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion. ~Jack Kerouac

I was just in the bathroom taking out my contacts, when my hand spasmed feriously and my contact fell on the ground. so then i threw it out. Every time I sneeze, I get real cold. Its real weird. your mom called. I dont stick my finger in my butt crack. Carrie does though. So Carrie came to the decision that her hand looks like ET (yep, shes crazy) and so we were both lying in my bed when she holds up her hand in ET position, and sets it in between us on the bed. Like it really was ET or something. I would say it was the strangest thing that happened tonight, but it is not by far. I walked the long way to the bathroom when I could have gone the short way. Everyone says its real hot in here but I am so cold. I think they are making up stories to confuse me. It is almost 3 am. If I was matchbox 20, I would be lonely. enema, $5. Im spasing out because it is 3 am. And I dont have the patience to go to bed right now. I HURT MY BLADDER ROLLERBLADING. I have a stapler. If you ever need anything stapled, just let me know. I watched Rebel Without A Cause once and I cried. Jenny put her hand in my pocket (almost like alanis) and it tickled more than anything has ever tickled. EVER.