I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion. ~Jack Kerouac

Carrie and I walked to Pick N Save to buy our periodicals. On the way back, we noticed a cop car. So Carrie says to me, 'hey do you think they will pull us over for drunk driving?' To which I reply, 'No, probably not'. Then she says, 'Good, because I am not wearing my corrective lenses.'

Guess what....Carrie and I are going to a meeting about going to Europe. To learn. And be European. Cool, huh? I am really excited. I have looked in both the Post Crescent and the Oshkosh Northwestern, and I have found no jobs. Sad, I know. I havent really done much studying because I am always at work, then me and Carrie just sit around. Its all Carrie's fault, really. She is contributing to my delinquincy by being lazy with me. We had spaghetti tonight. By fault of my bad joints, I dropped all the noodles in the sink. Then we cleaned them. And ate them anyways. And I wonder why I am always sick.