I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion. ~Jack Kerouac

"my butt itches like jello in a ziploc bag". no lie. i made my friends sleep in my bed with me last night. good thing i have a queen sized bed otherwise we would have problems. i have to go to work soon and i dont want to because i am sick of being nice to people. i want a job where i can be real mean. i am drinking green koolaid. me and my friends were going to get up this morning and do something excersize related but instead we slept all day. oops. one time my brother made koolaid and he put so much sugar in it that it was real thick and it was almost not liquid. it was real gross. thats my life story.