I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion. ~Jack Kerouac

the worms are out.

when i was little i never really had any desire to be a princess. i always wanted to be something cool. like a pirate. and i always wanted to fly. i think that would be so cool.

you know how people always say if they suddenly had a million dollars, they would keep their job because otherwise they would get bored? id quit both my jobs. id just get all these cool new hobbies that ive always wanted. like id learn morse code. and i would get real good at saying the alphabet backwards. as much as i practice that, you think i would be good at it. but i still get confused. id learn how to tell time by looking at the sun. id learn how to ride horses. i would take human hair and spin it into yarn and make clothes. you can do that, you know. i saw it on tv. i would buy a big boat and live on it. like bo and billie. except it would be kristin and her boat.

i learned how to sell things on ebay today. i listed my chem book. if you want a chem book, buy mine. its on ebay.

without hair, the back of my neck is starting to get real lonely.