I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion. ~Jack Kerouac

Yesterday at work I was asked the most random question by Red (aka Rhed....he's down with the silent H):

If you were a type of shirt, would you be -
a. A long sleeved shirt
b. A short sleeved shirt
c. A sleeveless shirt
d. A wife-beater

You would have to know about my relationship to Sheila to understand the humor behind it. But I found it hilarious (obviously, otherwise why would I be sharing it?)