I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion. ~Jack Kerouac

by khristin ann Wednesday, September 28, 2005 at 11:26 PM


You can see right through me

You know all my secrets

You say you can help me

You have never told a lie

I stand in front of you, vulnerable and scared

I am going to become a stronger person

I hold my breath

I count to three

I am ready for the truth

by khristin ann Sunday, September 25, 2005 at 7:18 PM

frankfurter spectacular

I have really sharp pains on my left side, which if it was on the right side it would be in my appendix. But its on the left and I want to throw up. My car is non-operable (if thats a word). I don't think my car knows I can't afford to get it fixed. When I woke up yesterday my right wrist hurt. I still can't bend it today. Ok, that's everything I have to complain about. Oh, and rain makes my joints aches and gives me migraines. Ok, that's everything now.

This weekend, I have commented to everybody that I am going to try to sell the jewelry I have made. I have been encouraged by so many different people that I am real excited. The thing is, I need a name. I don't know what to call it. I am open to suggestions, otherwise I am going to call it 'bitches and ho's". Just kidding. NOT.

by khristin ann Sunday, September 18, 2005 at 9:42 PM

highlights of my day

1. I overslept and was late for work.
2. I had a Twix for breakfast. There is no better way to start your day.
3. After work I bought this cute little gargoyle statue. I put it in the living room with our bust of Kennedy and an Indian bust. I know it's not really a bust, but I figured it fit in with our decor.
4. In an effort to stall from the paper I need to be writing, I tried to force myself to take a nap. I turned off all the lights in the house and layed in my bed for an hour. I didn't fall asleep.
5. I spent some time with some wire, a steel block, and a ball-peen hammer. I have this real nice sodalite stone that I want to wrap, but I am at a loss for ideas. So instead I made some new earrings. That has been my answer to everything lately. "Well, I don't know what to do. I'll just make some earrings."
6. I didn't know what to make for supper. So I made some earrings. Just kidding.
7. I sold a book for Jenny on Amazon, it was her Spanish book from last semester. It was the book we had roommate study time with. Out of the three of us, only Jenny knows Spanish. It was quite the study group we had. All I know how to say in Spanish is 'billboard' and all Carrie knows is 'peanut'.
8. I was sitting at my computer, minding my own business, when a song came on that I liked. I started laughing real hard, then I accidentally poked myself in the eye. I don't know what happened.

by khristin ann Tuesday, September 13, 2005 at 12:07 AM

we are all crippled

Jenny has a corneal abraison, I knocked my pelvic bone out of place (again) and Carrie has a yeast infection (again). This makes Jenny Abe (he's blind), me Belle (I fall down a lot, but I am not pregnant), and Carrie is Phillip (ok, so that is a stretch...Phillip only has one leg, Carrie has a yeast infection....close enough). I went to the doctor today and he gave me steroids and muscle relaxers. I feel just a shitty as I did before I went to the doctor. It's not fun.

by khristin ann Sunday, September 11, 2005 at 12:45 AM

the sad truth......

My life is so pathetic I have done homework both Friday and Saturday night, just because I really have nothing else to do.

i found this picture on my computer. strange, i know. I'm not sure where it came from or why it is saved on my hard drive.

by khristin ann Saturday, September 03, 2005 at 12:44 PM

things i did yesterday that made me look like an idiot --


by khristin ann Thursday, September 01, 2005 at 2:31 AM

Things I have done today that made me look like an idiot:

1. The screwdriver slipped when I was working. I ended up with a nice cut in my finger.
2. While grabbing a bandaid at work, I accidentally unloaded the contents of the first aid kit into the garbage can. Then I proceded to pull some back out, because all the band aids fell in.
3. I complained to a midget about how short I was, I kinda forgot he was shorter than me.
4. I really had to pee when I got home. I turned too fast and walked straight into the kitchen counter.
5. Even though I could hear the neighbors out side, I proceded to talk very loud to the TV set while watching Days on the soap opera channel. Sami really needs my advice.
6. At The Bar, I accidentally locked myself in the stall and could not get the door open.
7. I had to call my mom to make sure it was ok that i came over here (i'm at my mom and dad's) after bar close. I felt like a moron asking my mom's permission to go out and drink, then stay here, and have her wake me up for work in the morning.
8. Juliane did an imitation of how drunk i was last weekend. There is nothing worse than the instant replay of your own stupidity. All I have to say is that I have valid reasons for not calling him back. I have come up with a theory on my love life. It involves Lifetime movies.
9. I was eating hot soup in the living room, whe nI dropped a spoon full of hot noodles on my foot. My foot spasmed, flinging hot noodles all over.

ok well i am off to bed, my mom even left out pajamas for me. My favorite thing to do when i am drunk is to lay down. I love it when the whole room spins.